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when something doesn't just suck, but sucks in the most ironic way. Like calling someone out for doing something stupid --like busting there ass in the middle of the street cus they're on the cell, but then you being caught on the same stupidness
see also KARMA
Person 1: Can you believe this? I got 5 bucks in my checking, but 50 in plasticash.
Person 2: ...and?
Person 1: I can only use it at Best Buy!
Person 2: *snickers* Well doesn't that blow ironic.
A sexual maneuvre whereby the male (or dominating party if you're gay) turns the female (or bunny if you're gay) sideways and pushes them against a wall. The male will then proceed to thrust into the vagina (for homosexuals, the legs of the bunny must be brought up slightly so he can cornhole you). This looks like a cross from behind. Like all wall positions, this requires sturniess and good leg strength. It is advisable to lubricate when doing this to avoid severe bending of the penis.
Always consult a doctor before doing crazy shit.
Fascists
He's with The Iron Guard= He's with the fascists
When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and your pubes get caught in her braces and she rips them out.
"Damn, I'm never going to Jessica's house again till she gets her braces off, last time I went over i got an Iron Lawnmower"
The act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target.
Justin: Damn, Liam do you see that chick over there I fuck the shit out of her!
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.
Breast ironing
Breast ironing, also known as breast flattening, is the pounding and massaging of a pubescent girl's breasts, using hard or heated objects, to try to make them stop developing or disappear. Wikipedia
Breast ironing, also known as breast flattening, is the pounding and massaging of a pubescent girl's breasts, using hard or heated objects,
The act of shoving a iron rod up a womans vagina and then putting her in a casket to lay dead and then fucking her over the course of a week.
Come here you whore I'm going to Iron Casket you!