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nice guy

Commonly referred to as an "average frustrated chump". A man that due to his stubborn kindness to everyone fails to get any respect as he never complains about the treatment he gets from women and thus lacks a backbone. Lacking the principle of discipline his offspring, if any, will grow up to be assholes due to the way the nice guy rewards bad behaivor.

The easiest way to have this paradox of the nice guy / jerk be defeated would be to have women stop acting like nice guys and dump jerks rather than reward bad behaivor with sex.

Wow. He is such a nice guy, buying me flowers, taking me out to dinner and paying the tab, listening to my problems, helping me out with my car, and asking for nothing in return. He sometimes asks for sex but doesn't get it and does favors for me anyway. What a tool!

by noshi May 10, 2006

57πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


nice girl

The term frequently used by Don Vito, Bam Margera, and his crew.

Bam: We're gonna find you a nice girl, Vito.
Don Vito: Habbala I dunna...I love nice girls!!

by Jess Jess July 17, 2005

60πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


Nice guy

A guy who doesn't pretend to be your friend just to get in your pants. Doesn't objectify and mistreat the women that he can actually get interested in him thinking once day he'll end up with his hot friend . Gross. Never.

Any guy who calls himself a nice guy. If you have to say it, you aren't one.

by Getoutofjere March 24, 2015

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


nice guy

A demographic composed of wonderful, misunderstood people, but only when looking from inside their own heads. In reality, they're a collection of mass shooters and Internet trolls.

You do realize that no one except you thinks you're a nice guy right?

If you have to tell someone you're a nice guy, you're doing something wrong.

by Tommy Sawyer 123 June 9, 2016

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Nice Guy

A man who thinks he deserves a relationship/sex because he’s nice to women.

Rick: Rebecca you are so beautiful and kind , will you go out with me?
Rebecca: No, sorry I see you as a friend

Rick: LMFAO whatever bitch, I am such a nice guy, you don’t deserve me! You’ll probably go after some douche bag Chad anyways

Rebecca: looks like I dodged a nice guy...

by aminalcrozzin April 23, 2020

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


yeah nice

what you say when you don't know what to say.

Chris: "My wife died."
Tait: "Yeah nice"

by Toast the Depresso Espresso June 16, 2018

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Nice dude.

Someone who is really a nice human being, and cannot be guilty for any evil or lazy acts.

"Bro, yesterday at the bar we tried to roast David, Β‘damn! no one could even say a word"
"Yep, he's such a Nice Dude."

by SΓΆren. July 12, 2015

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž