When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.
C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!
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an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company
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Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done
I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.
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Jesus Christ of the modern era
John Mcafee died for our sins, but his spirit is still running in the background.
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Another name for a vape pen, usually a disposable esco or elf bar.
Fiend 1-"Yo, you got tha John?"
Fiend 2- "Hell ya, wanna tap?"
Fiend 1- "Hell ya."
A rapper who is amazing at rapping and gets alot of bitches.
Person A: Whats up John Shadow
John Shadow:Im amazing at rapping and get a lot of bitches