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When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.
C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!
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an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company
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Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done
I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.
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Jesus Christ of the modern era
John Mcafee died for our sins, but his spirit is still running in the background.
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The 3rd Principal Goliath, whom himself dominated and destroyed the Ottoman Empire. Believed to be semi-godlike, he granted immortality to the Bah family. He leads an army of approximately 67,582,000 Winstonites; who also serve under Commander Johnadu Bah, Princess Gracedu Bah, and General Enzodu Bah. His archnemesis, Oscardu Bah, attempted to revived the remains of the fallen Ottoman Empire, but was executed by order of John Winston.
Aaron: He's in site behind the desk.
Aidan: Did I ask though?
Pierre: No, but John Winston did.
Oscar: I'm short.
Another name for a vape pen, usually a disposable esco or elf bar.
Fiend 1-"Yo, you got tha John?"
Fiend 2- "Hell ya, wanna tap?"
Fiend 1- "Hell ya."