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A half-hearted dab used in parody situations. Executed by having your wrists limp, head to one side, and eyes rolled while keeping your arms closer in than a regular dab.
Shaylene low-key dabbed when Jake told a unfunny joke he thought was hilarious
When someone is cute but you think it's too weird to straight out say it.
Kate: Hey Bridget, Sam just said I was low key cute, what does that mean?
Bridget: Don't worry, that just means that he thinks you're cute.
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Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
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A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.
Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.
Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.
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A team of kids that take over little places, taking them over one at a time. Often unexpected, and it's nearly impossible to figure out it's them till after their damage has been done. Like a virus, but a little less evil. Originally took over an online radio station. Made the radio stations history books, that's for sure.
Person 1: Woah, what does lawlz mean?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 3: Doesn't Team Beta Keys use that?
All 3: Oh crap
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to scratch a car with something.
If you piss me of I swear I key your car.
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