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When your wife/husband disobeys you and you need to deal with it so u tell him/her to get on their knees and u spank them and also make out with them and give them pleasure👈 well im not sure if this one actually happens. Listen guys and girls don't do this as abuse but rather do it as love enjoyment NOT ABUSE ENJOYMENT
Wife: You have been a really bad boy u always put the salt on the high shelf everyday when you are suppose to put it on the kitchen table like i ask that's it Get on your knees.
Husband: Im so sorry babe
Wife: Sorry won't fix it this time and address me as ma'am whenever i order you to get on your knees.
Husband: Apologies yes ma'am
Wife: good boy. Im gonna enjoy this 😏
Husband: why do u keep putting your shoes at the front of the door im always tripping on it. Well like you did to me last week im gonna have to do it to you Get on your knees.
Wife: yes babe i'll do it for you
Husband: ah i see you too have forgotten the rule. Call me SIR
Wife: oh i'm really really sorry sir am i gonna get extra more spanks than i did to you last week?
Husband: yep 😁😏
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That space under your knee; the scientific name is not known. Generally this area does not grow coarse hair unless you accidentially rub rogaine on it. If such a thing was done, you'd have a hairy knee-pit.
Girl 1-"Ohmygod, I was shaving my legs last night and cut my knee-pit! Now everytime I squat down more blood gushes out D:"
Girl 2-"Yoh at least your older brother didnt wipe rogaine all over it when you were sleeping, my brother did and now I have a hairy knee pit!"
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Someone with a sweet badunkadunk who has lots of babygays.
"Check out that Ms. Bees Knees with the badunkadunk. Bet she has a lot of babygays."
The action of when two women are in front of a third person, one in front of each knee, bang their vagina against the third persons knees. The third person can be male or female.
I just had Mary and Sue Viet-meh-knees me. It actually felt really cool.
A direct attraction towards a person with knobbly knees.
This attraction can be further enhanced by a persons ‘slender’ or ‘chicken legs’, generally achieved by ‘skipping leg day’
Wife with knobbly knee fetish - “Wow, your knobbly knees look lovely. I will have to order three drinks to cool me down”
Husband - “thanks luv, I always skip leg day to make them even better for you”
Whenever Jaylen Shippen walks or shows his knees
Damm jayship old ass knees dickhead
A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.
Leila: My boyfriend did the triumphant knee banger on me.
Beethoven: Nice.
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