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nice guys finish last

A phrase that references the general lack of incentive/respect that is provided by society for virtuous behavior, instead being reserved for those demonstrating more superficial qualities.

In the material sense, this is all too often true in that the price of success is forgoing one's integrity to satisfy a culture based largely on insincerity and self interest.

Philosophically, the benefit of this lifestyle is debatable.

1. Boy did you ever bomb that interview by not laughing at the recruiter's dead baby joke. Nice guys finish last, fool!

2. Nice guys finish last...but nly if you're racing the wrong way.

by Bringing up the rear March 5, 2006

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nice guys finish last

To me it refers to a man who is of course a nice guy but one who doesn't fit the mold of his society which for this phrase is usually a piss poor society which the males and females are trashy and have few values and the women go for like kind. This man will perhaps have a few friends and if any of those friends happen to be female they'll not be interested in him because he is not of their mold. But people who come from a enviroment which is piss poor will most likely tell you "It refers to a guy who doesn't hit women or treat them like shit. Which in their society treating the woman like shit is attractive. Or The ugly duckling.

Nice Guy :Will you go out with me?
Nice Guy's Female friend : Sorry not interested.
Nice Guy : ohhhhhh :(
Nice Guy's Female friend :But don't worry you'll find a girl your a really nice guy just remember nice guys finish last.

by HolyPikachu September 29, 2014

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Obama's last name

The most stupid thing you can ever say. Just please, stop.

Idiot: Hey, what's Obama's last name?
Person: Excuse me. did you pass high school?

by Generic usernaaaaaame June 24, 2017

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Dead moose's last shit

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!

by Tadman October 15, 2012

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the last hard men

a cool band of ex-smack heads with

sebastion bach, kelley deal of the breeders, jimmy flemin of the frogs, and jimmy chamberlin of the smashing pumpkins.

isn't it kinda funny both kim and kelley deal have both been bassists in a three other guy band?

the last heard men are the last hard men, and woman...

by black frances October 12, 2004

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the last son of krypton

It's when you eat out your daddy's asshole then stick it in then before you cum yell "ITS MY WEAKNESS" and don't pull out.

I came home from school and my dad call me the last son of kryptonite.

by Dad was here yesterday March 9, 2016

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Avatar The Last Airbender

The gayest and most overrated show that has ever been known to the human race, and is obviously a half assed RIP OFF of Anime.

Interesting facts to know about Avatar is that:

1. Most Avatar fans hate and bash on Anime, yet they dont even realize that they ARE watching a show that is mostly Anime itself.

2.Avatar is watched mostly by canadian fags that have no life whatsoever, and would love to meet and fuck Katara in real life.

3.Avatar is Animes BITCH. Without Anime Avatar would be another gay TV show for kids.

Avatar The Last Airbender SUCKS:D

by Your maker076 May 14, 2009

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