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A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold
I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table
The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.
I plan to lazy susan that bitch
Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"
"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it
Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans
When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.
Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
When you chloroform a woman and a homeless man; and, while they are sleeping, you stick the hobo's dick up her ass and jerk their bodies back and forth until ejaculation occurs.
"Hey Eric, let's find somebody to do the Lazy Hobo to!"
When one of the pussy lips sticks to the other one while legs of a women is spread open and the lips slowly pulls apart
Wow did you see that strippers lazy lip when she was spread open