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to break off dating a guy that is a douche
I gave him the log toss last week after I caught him in a lie!
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omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.
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word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.
hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!
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A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.
Lil Freddy at lunch-
“Damn I got Kids on a Log for the third time this week!”
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What you feel when you already spent more than 3 hours at a mall with no money and nothing to do other than walk around in circles half-asleep.
After walking around for 5 hours in the mall and spending $817 dollars in clothes, Kristen started to feel mall-logged, so she called her mom to go home
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a class C fecal extraction where two logs overlay usually in the shape of a Swiss Cross
also a sign that jesus christ himself is in your colon
"hey, guys, I'm back from dropping a swiss log praise the lord!"
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The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.
Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.
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