Anto logic

Anto logic is a new-found way of thinking. It suggests that anything that other people say (especially from Bulgaria) are extremely false. This origin of "Antonella logic" is from Mendoza, Argentina

What a beautiful Anto logic you have!

Fungi Logic

A person so dumb, an undescribable level of dumb that they have created their own logic. A person who failed all class even in PE or Art. Dumb enough to make someone rage or even throw a tantrum.

"you failed all class again? you really have to stop using fungi logic..."

fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.

Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!

movie theater logic

Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.

Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.

meatloaf logic

1) Coversation filler: sentence enhancers used enrich a boring, agonizing conversation.

2) Story fillers: The extra crappy filler episodes in your regularly scheduled programing to fill the gap an give the producer and team time to make more awesomeness.

3) Coincidental occurances created to link two or more completely contradicting together.

1) Mike's grocery store trip sounded more interesting with meatloaf logic.

2) Jen scoffed at the 5 episodes of meatloaf logic wasted on explaining Hero's after learning off the changing
alliances...again.

3) No amount of meatloaf logic can account for the number of 1-year old Christmases that Maggie Simpson has sufferef through.

Liquid Logic

When arguing with a partner, and to get them to see reason, you bust a nut in any sensory organ causing them to change their stance on the situation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me hang out with the boys until I gave her some liquid logic.

Logicity

noun
1. The logic behind something.

2. The credibility of a thing.

Checking for logicity