Looks Better on Paper

When someone's interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.

"On his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so I thought we'd be a perfect match. When we hung out he was totally lame. I guess he just looks better on paper."

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looking for number three

When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.

"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."

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Looks could kill

This term means when someone looks at another person(or thing) and can imagine it dying. said person usually has good reason for these looks. often includes an unhappy facial expression, glares, and swearing under their breathe.

"Look at that girl!! the stapler keeps screwing up on her. If looks could kill, that stapler would be in a million pieces!"

"Geesh. if only looks could kill"

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Looking Dominant and Fertile

One variation of the phrase breedable and submissive, implying the subject visually resembles one that would dominate in the bedroom and pass their dominant genes down, including, but not limited to: simply being on top, being the controller of the sexual partner, and being the one tending to their partner's kinks.

1. Manly Christine (female) walks into the room.
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"

It’s not what it looks like!

Caught having ifyk but someone walks in..
this a joke btw

Stranger walks in” It’s not what it looks like! Stranger leaves frighten

Look The Other Way

Verb - in law enforcement, to overlook an obvious criminal or illegal act in order to get bigger or better information about a bigger crime or more important criminal from a perp.

“Ay how did you get out so fast? They just took you down there?”

‘Man, I told them what they wanted to know and they said they would Look The Other Way on that weed I had out on my coffee table! So no possession charges!”

“Boy that’s what’s up. You did what you had to do. You did what you had to do!”

Stop looking at me

Really. Stop looking at me

1 Stop looking at me
2 Why
1 JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!