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A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.
Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”
Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
Syrian Gas Mask is the sex act where the male covers his partners mouth with his testicles and farts directly into his partner’s nose.
Rick: Dude I ate some really spicy tacos.
Mark: You should definitely give your girl a Syrian Gas Mask tonight
When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.
Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!
When a female is fingering herself whilst on her menatural cycle, she takes her crimson fingers and marks her mate on his face with a tribal mask of the warrior. The male then exhorts the tribal yell, which commonly translates to "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
"Oh my God, Becky, I was hanging out with Mark we were, like, doing stuff, and he decided to just let on rip right in the middle of it! So I decided to give him a Cherokee face mask!"
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When a friend is sleeping and you place your balls apon their eye sockets and your penis down their nose/ between their eyes. After this you take a picture, print it out, and then put it apon them so once they wake up...they wake up to a nice present.
Dude i Mongolian War Masked by best friend last night then posted the picture on face book!
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When the individual right to liberty and freedom as part of human rights gives people the choice to decide whether or not to wear a face mask, especially if the authorities have made mask wearing mandatory for everyone in public places—in practice, they could be fined or jailed (or even caned in some extreme cases) for refusing to don a mask.
In a number of red states, millions of hardcore Trumpublicans have used personal, religious, or political freedom as their weapon of mask destruction—they’re not going to bow down to “mask oppression” even if a jail imprisonment awaits them for their repeated social disobedience.
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sexy mfs who play games together aka seven,terry and kai
I bow down to the three mask tears
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