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A hilarious autocorrect fail in which someone wanted to go to a masquerade party but it autocorrected to masturbate party.
I have to go to a
masturbate party tonight
and I don’t know what to
wear to it.
Um why not go naked
lololol
HAHAHAHAHA
A masquerade party
Damn
autoeroticasphyxiation
I’m not even gonna ask
Yeah it’s probably for the
best
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A lot of weird things happen at the Masturbation Station.
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This is usually announced or thought of after seeing a girl who is distractingly attractive. The act of explaining you like the looks of a girl enough to masturbate too.
See, she's hot dude I'm going to ask her out.
Yea I'm masturbating in my head to her.
I fucking hate you.
I'm still masturbating in my head to her. Still not done, not done, Alright I'm done. I'm going to go make a sandwich. Good Mental Masturbation. Actually, you want to go to Chipotle?
Not with you.
Thats douchey.
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Someone who is so self-righteous about their musical ability and talent that they feel the need to demonstrate their greatness in a pompus way to those listening, even if they are unwilling.
Radiohead, Mars Volta, and The Arcade Fire are all music masturbators.
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To Masturbate in a very patriotic way. Often will be done while listening to the national anthem, while watching the president give a speech, Or while cloaked in an American Flag
Guy 1: Dude last night i did some constitutional masturbation.
Guy 2: Theres nothing more patriotic than that, you know what ill be right back i need to go masturbate whilte listening to the national anthem
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bridge card game and masturbation ( games people play )
what does bridge and masturbation have in common ???
answer:
if you don't have a good hand, you better have a good partner !!!
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Utter discontent because all you can smell is stale pee and ass smell. It really sucks in public rest rooms.
"Man, after taking a vicious dump, I decided not to masturbate because all I could smell was ass. masturbating on the shitter sucks
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