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The term coined by the promising new hope of psychology. Christopher, the surefire future of psychological theory, defines this term as the psychosexual pleasure that one receives from playing mind games with others. Christopher is a godsend to psychology.
I am, however, at the point in my life where I do not need to subject myself to the “mental masturbation” which envelopes your games.
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Having an illness that isn't physical.
She had her mentally ill cousin shot to death by the police for standing up to her. Her cousin might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.
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v. the act of masturbating with and only with your mind, totally not sexy
Oh man, performed some mental masturbation last night releasing mind bullets on my couch
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To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer near sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, where their time is free (in money terms), but not on their employer's time. Mental masturbation can be the cause and reason for overly complicated and hard to understand IT solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler, more commonly understood and tried and tested solutions to the same problem being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.
To workmate, on Monday morning, "Guess what I did over the weekend! I rewrote Linux in FORTAN! Cool huh! Next weekend I'm going to rewrite it in COBOL!"
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."
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A crap band. i.e people who can't play any instruments.
Mental note are crap
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A well known meme. It was once told at a spiritual gathering called an assembly by a man of great knowledge.
1: What’s that group of students doinng over there?
1: Oh My God! Are they trying to mug that guy?
2: Don’t bother calling the police. It’s just mob-mentality.
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(Noun)
Current: a characteristic attitude of mind or way or way of thinking towards women at large, usually with aggression and without consent;
Dated: a personal philosophy or existential belief characterized by a lack of self awareness and overriding selfishness/inability to pass.
Current: He hit her up in the hotel room, showing her that Mamba Mentality;
Dated: The team scored 112 points on only 7 assists, it's Mama Mentality running rampant among the starters.
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