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The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 11, 2019


oversized midget

big midget

she is an oversized midget

by undersized midget May 25, 2023


midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB January 11, 2016


Bully a midget day

28th May is worldwide 'bully a midget day'

Todays the 28th May. Bully a midget day. Time to bully a midget!

by Jehrewue8s May 28, 2022


Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.

"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.

by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019


buff midget

Corbin,

Person- your a buff midget

Corbin- what does that even mean

Person- short thick boi

by LaChostosina April 25, 2021


mind midget

mind midget is when you get in your own head about everything, it is another word for overthinking

“run the 400 in track don’t be a mind midget” -mr nelson 03/30/22

by k.rau March 30, 2022