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The prettiest person in the world with lovely dimples who I love the most in the whole world <333
I love you mushroom <3
The prettiest most handsome boy on this planet with the most gorgeous dimples ever♡
Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.
When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.
Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin
A woman who appears to have a familiar relationship with the heads of penises, the penis resembling a mushroom
You know Diane? She’s been with 4 guys this week, she’s the mushroom queen
When two guys with small uncircumcised penis’ bump the head of their penis’ together
Hey bro you ready to start punchin mushrooms
Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song
Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute
"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"