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An individual possessing enough nerd-like traits to qualify for "turbo" status. See nerd. A turbo nerd pushes the envelope on social ineptness. Use extreme caution in the handling of turbo nerds. They can snap at any time. See columbine.
Lloyd constantly curses and screams at himself while programming on his computer at work. It's very annoying and I want to smack him sometimes. He is a turbo nerd.
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Nerdiest person out there.
Lots of them are here and there.
The person writing this is a space nerd.
Bob: Hey joe!
Joe: Hey! did you know that UY Scuti is the biggest star out there?
Bob: you're such a space nerd
Frank: Hey guys whatcha doing?
Joe: Hey frank! Did you know that in 4 billion years the andromeda galaxy will collide with our galaxy?
Frank: why am i friends with you
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those kids at school who are really dumb but get good grades cause they hang out with the nerdy kids, study way too much and suck up to teachers
they have no real friends
raji is such a nerd tard, she asked a million questions about the same thing
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A person that will pick on an individual or individuals for their shortcomings, but will come home and open up his favorite D&D module.
Chris Scarpelli is a bully-nerd.
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When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong
Teacher: What's the square root of 81
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
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Book smart meets street smart; the nerd gangsta is the ultimate combination for a couple of reasons:
You can call your gangster friends to beat the crap out of another nerd that may have stole one of your yugioh cards
You can call one of your nerd friends to back you up in a logical argument against some gangster claiming that he can shoot two people with the same bullet OR you can ask your nerd friend to help you perform the correct calculations so that you can receive your daily fix of marijuana for the lowest price possible so that you don't get ripped off
Your clothes can range from baggy jeans/bandanas to knitwear/pocket protectors, providing you with the ability to blend in to practically any crowd
You can cuss out your teachers whilst still maintaining an average grade of 96.7% on your report card
You can apply the skills you learned in Chemistry class to open up your very own meth lab and sell the finest crystal meth possible to all your gangster friends
You can use your computer skills to hack into government databases/perform credit card fraud efficiently
And the best part; women love bad boys who also have a soft side to them.
How is he able to smoke weed and get good grades? He must be some kind of nerd gangster.
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It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1
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