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A fuck up to the highest degree, probably an even less desirable title than that of the "loser". An 11 on the creep scale. He always seems to have a giant smile on his face... and is TOO FUCKING NICE!
A nice guy is a mysogynic creep that just wants to get some and could never be satisfied with a platonic relationship with a woman, let alone a casual conversation with one. And uses the only positive trait, being nice, to attempt to bed women. In which case will never happen.
Actually, like when ur in class you are in dire need of a pencil, dont barrow from the nice guy, he's going to smile at you, give it to you, and then say to himself, "OH BABY YOU ARE THE ONE, AWWW HO HO MARRRRRY MEEEEE!"
Uh... yeaaaaahhh. Eat shit and die.
A nice guy absoulity has to have pussy. Actually one time I got so stoned, I saw what the fourth layer of a nice guy, he kinda looked like gollum from the lord of the rings and kept saying he needed pussy over and over. Yah, it was pretty gey.
A nice guy defines himself as a guy that can't get a girlfriend becase he doesn't treat women like shit. Which is totally wrong because in fact women love men with manners. They just hate creeps that "coincidently" know their name already, and just so happen to be at the same place as them... always.
In my opinion, nice guys are gey. You don't want to be a nice guy.
If you were titled a nice guy by a woman, then you have failed. Here's my smith and wesson, you know what you have to do.
Now you know what a nice guy is. It's actually pretty awful if you ask me.
Jessie:
That nice guy with the top hat and over coat that wanders around in the park is sure a creep. He kept saying he needed pussy. What the fuck is his problem?
Oh, and my girlfriend was sitting next to happen and he started being nice to her, and she's like totally boyfriend bomed him.
Beverly: "Yeah, the weather sure is nice, my BOYFRIEND brought me here to feed the geese.
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Commonly referred to as an "average frustrated chump". A man that due to his stubborn kindness to everyone fails to get any respect as he never complains about the treatment he gets from women and thus lacks a backbone. Lacking the principle of discipline his offspring, if any, will grow up to be assholes due to the way the nice guy rewards bad behaivor.
The easiest way to have this paradox of the nice guy / jerk be defeated would be to have women stop acting like nice guys and dump jerks rather than reward bad behaivor with sex.
Wow. He is such a nice guy, buying me flowers, taking me out to dinner and paying the tab, listening to my problems, helping me out with my car, and asking for nothing in return. He sometimes asks for sex but doesn't get it and does favors for me anyway. What a tool!
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The term frequently used by Don Vito, Bam Margera, and his crew.
Bam: We're gonna find you a nice girl, Vito.
Don Vito: Habbala I dunna...I love nice girls!!
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Someone who is really a nice human being, and cannot be guilty for any evil or lazy acts.
"Bro, yesterday at the bar we tried to roast David, ¡damn! no one could even say a word"
"Yep, he's such a Nice Dude."
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A guy who doesn't pretend to be your friend just to get in your pants. Doesn't objectify and mistreat the women that he can actually get interested in him thinking once day he'll end up with his hot friend . Gross. Never.
Any guy who calls himself a nice guy. If you have to say it, you aren't one.
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A demographic composed of wonderful, misunderstood people, but only when looking from inside their own heads. In reality, they're a collection of mass shooters and Internet trolls.
You do realize that no one except you thinks you're a nice guy right?
If you have to tell someone you're a nice guy, you're doing something wrong.
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A man who thinks he deserves a relationship/sex because he’s nice to women.
Rick: Rebecca you are so beautiful and kind , will you go out with me?
Rebecca: No, sorry I see you as a friend
Rick: LMFAO whatever bitch, I am such a nice guy, you don’t deserve me! You’ll probably go after some douche bag Chad anyways
Rebecca: looks like I dodged a nice guy...
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