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A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.
My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.
I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.
Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.
My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.
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Refering to period of time following the conclusion of accepted drinking hours; usually in the early morning hours
Hey biatch...what's happenin late night?
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He smacked the biotch across the face with his "night stick" before he made her "polish" it.
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a kinky variation to "Nighty Night'
thought up by me
girl: ugh, i am so tired, i am going to bed
guy: mmk, naughty night
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The night of Mother's Day where mother lovers f*** each others mothers.
'cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should f*** each others mothers
F*** each others moms!
Push in that place that you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy!
F*** each others moms!
CAUSE EVERY MOTHER'S DAY NEEDS A MOTHER'S NIGHT!
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The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...
Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her
Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her
Jeff: You Bitch!
Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun
Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
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The daddy who only visits late at night and climbs into bed with you. Usually he smells funny and does peculiar things to you. Not to be confused with the day daddy, who doesn't do anything like that will often inexplicably buy you presents after these visits.
Wakey wakey, it's the night daddy!
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