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The ultimate snack!
Much better than traditional milk and cookies.
I was really hungry after riding my Unicorn with David Hasselhoff, so we went out for Milf and Cookies
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"Playing" oogie cookie is a popular man challenge in college greek life that involves groups of frat faggots standing in a circle around a small cookie with their cocks out, preferably touching, and wearing beaters and sideways yankees hats. The last one to to spank their nut all over the treat gets to gobble it up and spread any excess evenly around his brothers' asshole.
Hey Bro's!! OOGIE COOKIE before we hit the bars!!??
aka circle jerk, sticky snack, johnny go 'round and spank his cock over a cookie
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A nipple that is just bigger in diameter than those small fuckers. They're called cookie nipples because they are usually the size of a cookie.
While comparing nipple colour at my friends Halloween party, a contest which by they way, I won, I found out that my nipples were larger than those of my friends, who exclaimed: " Cookie Nipples!!"
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You take a shit onto a cookie pan. You roll out the shit with your dick. You then cut the shit into different shapes using cookie cutters. Bake in the oven. When you take the cookies out of the oven, sprinkle them with jizz for a tasty frosting.
Yeah i just made some of Tina's Cookies they should still be warm.
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An obvious junkie. One whose addition is so far gone that he or she cannot focus his or her eyes or consume the addictive substance properly. Often seen throwing cookies at their own faces, crumbling them up in their mouths and not swallowing or babbling incoherrently or both. Looks dazed, blue and cross-eyed.
C is for cookie and that's good enough for me ~Cookie Monster of Sesame Street reveals his tragic obsession.
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Someone under the legal age of consent.
Guy1: Yo that chicks fine but she's cookie dough!
Guy2: Yep, fun to eat and spread on a sheet, but she aint done yet.
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