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When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
placing hard overcooked biscuits, cornbread, cake, etc. on dinner plates.
Mama's laying bricks for everyone currently.
An organization that donates one selfie a day to a man by the name of lay to get laid.
I'm a going to send my lay a day to make my worries go away.
The most meaningful and purposely disrespectful action a succubus can do to and manipulate a person that is trying to help at their fullest extent of resources for a relationship.
Damn Chris really got Lay La D'ed this last time, hope that doesn't happen again!
Is a newly discovered human species. Will bark at you if you come close.
look at that lai xuue over there!
The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.
Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.
To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.
Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"