A democrat having an epiphany

A condition similar to blexit, in which a black democrat has an epiphany, realizing that the democratic party doesn't care about black people in America as much as it pretends to.

A democrat having an epiphany? Well the best examples I can think of are Leo Terell and Candace Owens

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I have a dream

well you fucked up the rest of ours...

think about it for a second...

I have a dream

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I have a plan

An over abused phrase by a politician with a frankenstein-like face.

"I have a plan.... to tell you the opposite of whatever my oponent says.... then tell you my plan after I am elected."

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have one

a phrase used out of joy for something; excitement referring to "creaming" oneself/ejaculation, etc

Oh man, I can't wait to see this super hot pop star at the virgin records signing this morning, i think i might have one!

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I have plans

Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.

Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.

Bob to himself: Dammit!

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You have no idea

A phrase used by people who have no comprehension of a situation that is passively put back on the others in the conversation and when asked to elaborate, cannot.. They say 'you' have no idea when they really mean 'I' have no idea.

How was the math test?

Oh, you have no idea.

That's why I asked. tell me about it.

<Blank stare>

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Must Have Been

Someone who is always at the center of something going wrong. A scapegoat. A deviant.

It Must Have Been Chris Valentine.

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