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When you cum in a girl's ass and the next morning she wakes up, takes a shit, and finds cum covered poo as a product of last nights events.
Girl - "Hey did you come in my ass last night?"
Guy - "Yea, why?"
Girl - "Just checking because I just took a frosted obama"
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The stratospheric level of enthusiasm lended by crowds in attendance of US Presidential Candidate Barack Hussein Obama. The orgasmic reactions by Women at a political rally hosted by Barack Hussein Obama.
Did you see those Women faint at the mere sight of Obama, it was like an Obama-rama. 'So you votin for Obama-rama or the Manchurian Candidate McCain?'
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Random Dude 1: hey did you know that Obama's full name is Obama Care?
Random Dude 2: oh cool, I didn't know that!
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Toned, cut, defined upper arm muscles like Michelle Obama, who so often goes sleeveless to show off her "Obama arms"
"check out the Obama Arms on her, she must be working out"
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Dude last night was crazy... Friend-( Obama really).
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A fear that it will turn out that Barack Obama isn't so awesome as we thought.
I was totally excited on November, 5th, but now I'm coming down with Obama Angst.
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Money being distributed to inner city black people that while being interviewed make stupid remarks and have no clue how stupid they sound.
Also, money seized from people that have worked hard, saved and have done without all of their lives and then given to inner city black people as payment for their vote and continued support of the Obama administration.
Interviewer: What are you waiting in line for.
Inner city Black person: Obama Money.
Interviewer: Where does the money come from.
Inner city black person: The city, the state.
Interviewer: Where does the city or state get the money.
Inner city black person: From Obama.
Interviewer: Where does Obama get the money.
Inner city black person: I don't know, from his stash. That's why we voted for him, "Chant" Obama, Obama.
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