A day where a big boi with a fat ass rubs some cream on his cock and fucks a thanksgiving turkey.
Man I canβt wait for October 27
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Person: october 1st is a cool date to be birthed on even if you're a libra
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This is a THOT day!!!! So talk to an ex or be a hoe
Omg Karen is that Adam you better steal him away from eve .
She cant even blame you cause its October 29 Thot day!!!
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national girl hug a boy day ,, girls get to hug any boy they want :)
"Nation Girl Hug a Boy day is October 17!"
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you are the prettiest lil bean must be loved at all costs !! someone always will wish to the stars for your happiness because you deserve it !! no one can ever be as amazing as you <3
you : oh im born on october 19!!
me : oof i hear soulmate bells
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This is the day when thicc dick people are born
Friend 1:what's ur birth day
Friend 2:October 3rd
Friend 1:ok damn thicc boi
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You say yes to all short people.
Short person: Can I have 1 million dollars?
Itβs October 31st.
Tall person: Yes.
GIVES 1MILLION BUCKS
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