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when someone's negative attitude or questioning brings down the mojo of a workplace.
"Chel's boss was marshing the office mellow when she fired Chel for using "damn" in an e-mail"
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A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.
President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".
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Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.
Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!
Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!
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The fear that always creeps into your mind while sitting in the lobby of the dentist's office, even though you know it's just the dentist and you're being stupid and panicking about nothing. Many people try to calm this syndrome by reading one of the magazines or books in the lobby, but usually this just makes things worse.
(In the Dentist's Office)
Bob: (reaches for lobby magazine and starts reading)
Tracy: Gosh Bob, I've never seen someone look so nervous reading a magazine before! What's wrong?
Bob: Uhhhh it's nothing, really.
Tracy: Bob, don't tell me you still have Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome!! I thought you were over that years ago!!
Bob: Ahhh stop it!! I can't control it!!(Breaks out in hysterical crying)
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To go to the restroom and drop some dung
A: hey, If anyone ask, tell them i'll be in my office
B: haha... ok . Drop it like it's hot!!!
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Food brought from home or food left from workplace meals, which appears in common break rooms. It is often wilted, cold and sometime expired, but rarely goes unconsumed.
"Dude, I am flat broke today...I gonna surf the break rooms for Left-office-overs for my lunch. Maybe I can find some cold pizza or rock hard donuts. Look! Expired yogurt!"
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The fat or collection of fatty deposits residing in or around the waist area resembling the shape of an inner tube. These "tubes" can have various sizes or widths depending on the total number of years worked in an office environment without the proper muscle strengthening exercises to counteract this development.
He went from working on his feet all day to working in an office 40 hours a week, and as a result he got an "office inner tube."
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