Father of edging. Sneaks in at night while you sleep and administers a 7 skibiditoilet long edge sesh. Good edgees will not produce a wet dream. Naughty edgees will produce a wet dream or plural; wet dri.
Tony: Hey man! Papa Edge visit you last night?
Richard: No man you know me I’m the soaking type.
Anything that is technologically obsolete and out of date; The opposite of cutting edge; the extreme opposite of bleeding edge.
I can't use my old dull edge computer because it has only a painfully slow Core 2 Duo processor.
My father still have a Pentium 3 computer processor on my attic, it's a dull edge processor from 1990's.
I wonder why they are still using some dull edge computer machine for running up our computer laboratorium.
When you make yourself depressed to the point of almost wanting to KYS, but then you bring friends around to cheer up.
"Man, Tyler's Suicide Edging again, SMH."
"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
Person 1: I want to send my child to Chiltern Edge!
Person 2: You want them to be epic fortnite man Tyler Blevins
When a music artist does that thing when the music stops for a second and starts again and it sounds nice
His music has a lot of edging for the brain
An edging club is a group or association where they perform "Edging" a type of masturbation where you edge the point of finishing, except you're in a group and everyone edges together.
Person 1: "Hey dude you should join my edging club!"
Person 2: "Mother fucka you weird as fuck!"
Person 1: "Erm what the sigma!"
When you go in the toilet and just fart a coupla times but your stomach still hurts.
Jaquavious: Dude I keep shit edging.
Bart:Well thats an unfortunate outcome.