A girl that looks like she could be in key club, strictly Asian, GPA of at least 4.0.
You hear about that girl Isaiah likes? Yeah, she's another Key Club Girl.
When someone is cute but you think it's too weird to straight out say it.
Kate: Hey Bridget, Sam just said I was low key cute, what does that mean?
Bridget: Don't worry, that just means that he thinks you're cute.
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Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
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A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.
Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.
Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.
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A team of kids that take over little places, taking them over one at a time. Often unexpected, and it's nearly impossible to figure out it's them till after their damage has been done. Like a virus, but a little less evil. Originally took over an online radio station. Made the radio stations history books, that's for sure.
Person 1: Woah, what does lawlz mean?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 3: Doesn't Team Beta Keys use that?
All 3: Oh crap
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to scratch a car with something.
If you piss me of I swear I key your car.
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