fuck yo couch

Dissing someone else's crew, or crib.

Giants - "We just schooled your ass."
Patriots - "Man, fuck yo couch."

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Fuck yo couch

go fuck yourself, in a defusing situation while talking shit

Jonny: Nigga yous gay.

Damon: Fuck yo couch nigga

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double-decker couch

an idea so dumb or bad, nobody would think it could possibly be useful.

-Metalbeard (The Lego Movie)

-Did you hear about the marketing idea Joe pitched to the execs today?

-Yeah man....a complete double-decker couch. I feel embarrassed for him. We're not actually considering it, are we?

Orange Couch Surfers

Any person that was alive during, remembers or is a fan of SNICK. Also see snickers

Can you believe how many Orange Couch Surfers showed up for the finale of Pete and Pete?

Big Comfy Couch

I used to watch this every day in the 90’s as a kid on PBS every morning. Sigh, those were the days…so much simpler

Big Comfy Couch - I used to watch this every day in the 90’s as a kid on PBS every morning. Sigh, those were the days…so much simpler than today.

Loonette and Molly and her dollies. I don’t remember how it goes…lol. I’m in my thirties.

California couch quake

When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.

Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch

Friend 2: Hey what was that!

Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake

Lacey fletcher couch

A extremely Disturbing case of a couch with a girl named lacey fletcher laying on the couch dead melted into the couch, the girl weighted less than 100 pound and covered in her own bodily fluids and fly larva, apparently the reason she was there is because she had Locked in syndrome which is when you cant move a muscle or anything, it was estimated that that girl was on the couch for 12 entire years, YES you heard me 12 ENTIRE YEARS WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE, This is such a disturbing case that im actually shaking while writing this shit.

Evan: Hey John
John: Yea Evan?
Evan: Have you heard of Lacey Fletcher Couch?
John: No
Evan: * maniacal laugh * search it up
John: ok
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IM FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!

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