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n. an orgy including a male, his wife, his teenager, his babysitter, his friend, and his friend's wife
"Hey, Steve. The wife and I are planning another Orgy of the Round Table meeting."
"Count me in!"
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The Elite few formly coined as the "chump squad" now perfer to be known as what they are, The Knights of The Round Table. In order to clear up former aligations in defense of The Knights of The Round Table, we defend that our parties are not limited to one case and one case only, but infact they know no limits in any way shape or form. The Knights of the Round Table are, and will remain, The Elite Few. Those who deem Terror upon the name do so only because they fall short of what they strive for, supiriority.
To be a part of the Knights of The Round Table is to be at the pinnacle of one's life.
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the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.
"i did a total coffee table banger last night!"
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When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.
Brooke has such an uneven table top.
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A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal
Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table
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When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
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Someone who dabbles in a profession that they have little or outdated knowledge of.
Empty-nester who decides to dust off her twenty-five year old education degree and tutor local kids at her kitchen table, hence the term "kitchen table lady". Because she's a bit older people think she knows what she's doing, but since she hasn't kept up with changes in the field all of her methods are outdated. Also applies to decorators, designers, therapists etc. who may be well-intentioned, but are too backwards to do any good.
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