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Bed Weasel

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.

Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!

by DuckyDefinition March 19, 2018


Pour the sauce on the weasel

To pour hot sauce on your/someones schlong

Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck

by ClamSlam420 May 1, 2011


Dick weasel

A nephew that ignores you when it's very important

I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel

by September 22, 2023


Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

by Zack And Cheese September 27, 2022


weasel newbrook

prick

for fucks sake weasel newbrook your suck a prick

by wiggwam June 21, 2015


Jelly Weasel

A mixture of cum and blood - the result of cumming inside a woman who is menstruating.

Man my ho is on the rag but I don't care bro gotta get dat jelly weasel.

by skeeterpoo January 8, 2012


Wiggle the Weasel

(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.

To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.

by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010