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Marsha over in accounting always likes to make paper when reading her emails. Can you believe she prints them out every time? She's really killing a lot of trees by doing that
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A funny prank to play at a party or office restroom.
Take a shit, wipe your ass with the toilet paper without ripping it off, then CAREFULLY roll it back up. Flies will swarm to it. (effectively your conventional fly paper)
Paul fly papered Precilla's bathroom when she refused to give him head; and then left.
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the act of masturbating into a brown paper bag.
Dude my girlfriend is in cal for the week, so you know I'm paper baggin' it
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A person married to his or her spouse for the sole purpose of becoming a legal resident
Roy hoped Mia would accept his wedding proposal and be his paper mate.
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Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapping paper
It took me two hours to wrap this gift with this dollar store crapmas paper
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A person that uses the paper towels, when given the choice of using the air dryer or paper towels in a public restroom.
There are so many people that choose to use paper towels instead of the air dryer to dry their hands, what a bunch of paper wasters.
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A boy who is something he is not. This boy is a popular kid, he isn't trusted and he seems badass and kinda upbeat. He seems like he doesn't have a care in the world. But deep down, this boy is bullied and beat up and his best friend killed themselves in June and his mom hates him and he hates everything about himself. This boy is not who he seems. Please, be gentle with paper boys. They've been through a lot and you never know who's a paper boy and who's a rock hard asshole. Keep in mind that you should be lucky to see the true words of a paper boy.
"God he's such an asshole."
"No, he's just a paper boy stuck in a paper town stuck in a paper world."
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