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A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.
I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?
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The feeling of wrongness one feels when accepting something from a vendor for free/ payment optional where the person would otherwise be perfectly fine taking it from a third party for nothing.
"Hey man I looked up that album you told me about on the bay and couldn't find it."
"Why not get it from their site? It won't cost you anything."
"It's, I dunno, the principal of the thing, y'know, it's..."
"Pirate's guilt?"
"Aye."
Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything
I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.
one who plunders the hoes. One who vandalizes the anal hole of hoes, like a bloody pirate.
"damn, johnny plundered that hoe like the thot pirate he is!"
a person who sails the concrete oceans in search of booty and boobies.
a sneaky grab of the breast.
man grabs boob. her reply "You fucking tit pirate!"
pixel pirate is a sweaty cunt that sits on runescape all day and drinks pepsi all day
pixel pirate is a sweaty cunt
A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.