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Texas Water Plug
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
When a girl will let you cum in her face, but not in her mouth, you first shoot your load on her nose, covering her nostrils. She will then have to open her mouth to breathe, at which time, you finish cumming in her mouth.
As she was wiping the cum out of her nose, my wife sighed and said "Really? Another Nellie Nose Plug?"
When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.
"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"
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When in the work place a member of staff with higher amibitions is constantly wedged up the managments arse to better themselves by dropping other staff in the Shat!!
Look at Dobby following wedgy round the office that fecker is a Human Butt plug,
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The act of receiving merchandise on consignment but never repaying the owed amount.
John never paid me for the shoes I gave him, he ran off on the plug.
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i'm going to have to start calling ty fire plug because he is always broke
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I have connections
I know people
I am somebodaay you feel meee
- Oh you work at Victoria's Secret can you hook a sistah up?
- I do not work there anymore...
- Oh crap!
- Don't worry gurrl, I got plugs, i'll hook you up
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