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To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.
Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.
Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.
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When a female grazes her bodily fluids along a piece of 9-Grain Wheat Bread. She then squeezes the bread-concentrated fluids into a man's open asshole.
Yarmela gave me a solid Polish Croissant
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n. A poo. polish quints polish abortion
The kingdom rejoiced when Darrin gave birth to a polish prince.
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The little blotch on your nail created when the polish clumps together.
I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.
The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.
Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.
male version of kegel (squeezing and tightening of penis)
pelvis muscle training is called the polish push up
A Nail-Polish Nelson is a boy who uses his feminine charms and progressive ideas to prey on women's insecurities. Hides behind a facade of being a man who has no toxic masculinity, overall a huge performative activist.
You guys are so quick to call out ACAB Emily's when Nail-Polish Nelson's exist.