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The art of stuffing mashed potato up an Essex girls love hole and making her gradually squeeze it out whilst gyrating over your naked body. Extra special when the bird is on her period, super red mash!
John: I was bored watching Eastenders last night so I got the other half to give me a Chelmsford Potato
Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!
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The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.
"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"
"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"
"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
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The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.
At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
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Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.
“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough”
Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.
I was potato gazing all day yesterday.
a potato thats in the sky, and it is op.
I had a hyperspace potato for breakfast