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The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.
"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"
"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"
"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
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The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.
At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
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1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree
You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!
Bored Potato - a potato who is really bored and on the verge of crossing the plane of existence into an infinite pit of boredom.
Why are you reading this? Go outside or something. Stop wasting your time reading this. Why are you still here?
I am a Bored Potato, I guess. That was random.
A devolved form of the pokemon magikarp. It does nothing other than sit there and be demoralizing and smells funny. You cannot kill or get rid of it. It doesn't matter if you catch it or not. It forces its way into your pokeball and throws the other pokemon out.
HOLY **** THAT POTATO KARP JUST KICKED OUT MY PSYDUCK!!!!!
The oath of potatoes, against potato abuse, and potato harm.
You will come across the potato curse if you break The Potato Oath.