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The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.
Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.
Prison Strawberry - the 2 words you don't want to hear when you get into intake. This is going to be the guy that has all the drugs and other such contraband but he doesn’t use conventional payment, for these items you need to give away your innocence.
Hey is that the Prison Strawberry, Steve? yeah just make sure you have what you need.
When you shit in another inmates sink or shit in a box and place it in another cell
I hate that guy so much, I'm gonna give him a nice warm prison cookie
Ramen Noodles made with more than 3 add ins besides the salt packet.
“Earlier, I put onions, egg, and hot sauce in my Ramen Noodles.”
“Yeah, that was prison ramen”
When you go to jail and engage in anal sex. And your partner shits on your dick, but had corn and nuts the night before.
"You new here? How about you ask your cell mate if you can try the prison corndogs."
The act of soaping up another inmates beard. Then using said inmates beard like a loofah.
After Tyrone soaped up the inmates beard. Tyrone had the inmate rub up and down his back with his prison loofah.
*Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."