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Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.
Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.
Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!
Noun
A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.
Verb
To punch someone in the ass
Tim: Procto,
Bob: No-
Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)
Bob: Why would you do that man?
Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched
The act of cocking your fist back, then putting all of your weight into said fist, thrusting it forward into the exposed jaw of a stank ass bitch, typically following that bitch acting superior to you.
Mary: "HAOS ME PUSY TAST?"
Dio: ... "SKANK PUNCH!!!"
A playful punch to someone's backside in order to know if they have enough padding around their lower back and rear to not be hurt by it.
"Hey Frank, I'm gonna give you a punch in the pan ...for science."
When you are so excited, that you can't help but punching things around you i.e. the air, a person, a chair, etc.
Lane: "I got so excited, I couldn't help but joy punch."
Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.
"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."
"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".
"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."