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When in the midst of a conversation, one participant goes into a random, unprovoked rant about President Obama.
You should have heard my father's R.O.R. random Obama rant last night. During dinner, for no apparent reason, he stood up and shouted, "That President Obama has a fake birth certificate!"
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In Western countries white people (especially) women (again especially) can do a 360 on you. They are unpredictable and like volcano. These can be long term friends neighbors, relatives, family members, spouses, significant others, girlfriends or boyfriends. Sort of like "thrown under the bus" these people are usually soulless white people but it can be any race
David and Samir where doing business, Samir did a lot of the hard work , Dave takes the earnings and disappears.
Jennifer and David were married happily, one day Jennifer wakes up and makes all this stuff up about David.
Samir & Amira would go out of the way to never park in front of their own home, Todd & Brenda got mad when Samir & Amira parked infront of their own home because Todd & Brenda's cars were parked everywhere
Karen would make up stories about her husband so she could get the kids, real bad stories, a case of Random White People Syndrome
Glen would always invite Mustapha out to eat, Glen would always pay . Glen would never get uncomfortable when Mustapha always paid as Glen never would offer
Mohammed would always help Melissa and not ask for anything in exchange for several , one day Mohammed was not in a good situation and couldnt move his item and Melissa went crazy on him!
Stacy & Richard went out an date. Jamie would constantly tell Richard how much she likes him. Richard wouldn't putout that night. Stacy told everyone he tried to rape her
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"A word that you did not see, and never will. I wasn't here."
Hello, My name is *random word that noone will ever see*
The hot dark haired chick in the office who walks by all the time, but you have no idea what her job description is.
Damn Bob, did you catch the random hot dark haired chick?
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The inexplicable recalling of random pieces of information by Philip.
How do you remember that obscure detail from an episode that is over 20 years old? This is just another thing to add to Philip's Big Book of Random Facts.
Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder, also known as RRSD, is a social disorder in which an infected person suffers from excessive oral diarrhea, confused thoughts and impulsive actions.
RRSD is highly contagious, and is transmitted through any form of communication. It affects mainly people between the ages of 10 to 30.
So far no cure has been found, but many studies are being performed to find the cure to this horribly awkward and uncomfortable disease.
The disease was discovered on May 29th, 2011, by two high school students in Portland, Oregon.
Joe: "Hi my name is Joe, what's your name, wow I like your shoes, is it getting hot in here? I think I'm wearing too many sweaters, do I look fat in this shirt, WOAH it is really hot in here!"
Doctor: "I do believe this man has Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)."
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RBNS can occur on certain mornings where one wakes up and the proboscis staring back is visibly larger than the one from the night before. This phenomenon does not occur in any observable pattern but irritants are thought to be cameras and alcohol.
Upon diagnosis, one should treat with full Mr Potatohead mask, if not available large glasses or spending the day indoors is recommended.
Symptoms usually disappear within a day.
Nigel - "We had an amazing night...morning not so good. I woke up to her screaming and pointing at my face.
Jocelyn - "What was wrong?"
Nigel - "I ran to the bathroom mirror and realised I had a breakout of Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)"
Jocelyn - "Unlucky"
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