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As often seen in the soutern states of America, a redneck tumbleweed is a plastic grocery bag, being pulled by the wind across long distances.
*Grocery bag tumbles by*
"Hey, its a redneck tumbleweed!"
Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)
Shit, no laundry soap or time to clean. Redneck wash to the rescue!
A couch tied down to a pick up truck using the most basic tools, I.e. 350 cord and a few straps. Seat belt optional.
John: hey, did you see those idiots Kaynen and Tyler riding in that redneck limo?
Nick: yeah, I was hoping theyd fly out, morons.
An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.
Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
A mullet. The "business up front, party in the rear" looks like a waterfall cascading down the poor hillbilly's neck and shoulders
1: Dude, did you see the mullet on that guy?
2: Yeah, that thing was a redneck waterfall.
The act of lighting another's cigarette with your own cigarette while each others cigarettes are in each other's respective mouth's
Guy1: (Unlit cigarette in mouth) Dude I forgot my lighter
Guy2: (Lit cigarette in mouth) Don't worry I can redneck kiss you
(cigarette tips touch)
(cigarette lights)
Guy1: Thanks bro