A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.
"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."
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A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.
Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.
A great way to break Awkward Silences.
Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*
when somebody in music class sings like a retard a makes the the class riot.
dude did you see fransisco looking like a retard bop?
An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.
"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."
"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"
the non tard that keeps the tards in a group, also knows how to speak Tardese, the language of the tards
Someone call a retard rangler, a tard has gotten loose!