Salad Dodger

A person who has eaten more than their fair-share of chips, pies, cream cakes etc while avoiding the healthier and less fattening options. Also: Buffet Slayer, Lard Ass..

Oh my God - Look at her in the queue at the kebab van... She's a salad dodger and no mistake!

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Salad Shaker

A term that means loved one but people make fake definitions to harass Millie Bobby Brown and Jacob Sartorius when Millie posted an Instagram story saying 'best salad shaker in town @jacobsartorius'

Some fake definitions include 'licking the inside of ones butthole' or 'when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it wildly'

Do not believe these you insane ass bitch...

You're my favorite salad shaker :))

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Taco Salad

The feminine form of tea-bagging. To taco salad someone.

Nancy gave Jimmy a taco salad, asserting her dominance.

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Salad Cream

An English person. Referring to the pale complexion of the tan-less people in the sunless country that is England.
could also be "Bloody" Salad Cream.

A mocking gesture.

person 1 "So, how about those English?"

person 2 "BLOODY SALAD CREAAAM"

person 1 *lmao* "salad cream"

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salad soup

when a restaurant puts so much dressing on your salad you could eat it with a spoon.

I always ask for dressing on the side there, past the first layer of lettuce its just salad soup.

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kale salad

marijuana, weed, kush

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"

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Naked Salad

A salad with nothing but lettuce in it.

When the lady asked if I wanted soup or salad I said, "I would like a naked salad please".

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