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The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
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Slang/derogatory term for a male prostitute.
Tyrone got busted working the streets as a sausage merchant.
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When you lick your friends asshole out take a steamy shit on the ground then push it in their ass hole followed by the sausage aka their dick
Wow Wyatt just gave Brae a steamy sausage
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The act of a man ejaculating into a female's (or male's) mouth and having her/him spit the ejaculation onto the tip of the man's penis, thus creating the illusion of a pearl on a sausage.
"Man, Veronica gave me a nice one the other night and finished me off with a nice pearl sausage."
"Josh said 'pearl sausage' to me the other night and I ended up think of what it could mean and then I wanted to give him one."
"Do you charge more for a pearl sausage?"
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Mike Busey from the popular t.v. show/movie Jackass has a "home" in Florida. Out in the middle of no where this house is probably the weirdest house you will ever encounter. (worse than any strip club) Outside there is a giant stage in which artists such as Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) have performed at. Also a bar and a swimming pool. The first thing you may notice about the house is the decor on the outside. Its got skulls and looks like something out of a horror movie. The inside is very nicely decorated with sex swings and large screen t.v's with porn on them constantly. On the walls is naked girls with holes cut out so you can stick things inside there (use your imagination) In the bathrooms are cameras constantly filming people in there. (R. Kelly style) In the kitchen is naked pictures of all the girls that have had intercourse in the house and of course bras on the ceiling. The bedrooms aka sex chambers are extremely clean and very welcoming (just kidding)
Eric wants to go back to the sausage castle.
The Disney Cast member party bus got the sausage castle ratted last night.
I got the clap at the sausage castle.
I got ruffed at the sausage castle.
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What could normally be considered fashionable clothes that do not actually fit. Usually 2-4 sizes too small. The result of deluding oneself that you can still fit into the clothes that you bought 5-10 years ago.
The intern says that her clothes don't fit because she recently gained 20 pounds. I think it's a case of sausage chic.
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A phrase that means two men are having sex.
Did you see how Eric and Peter were acting? They totally sausage fight.
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