Short Stack

3 wankers from Australia who decided (without a sane person's opinion) that they were 'freakin' hawt' and tried to learn an instrument-failed miserably-and decided that because they (almost) aced "Smoke On The Water" that they could form a super hawt boy band, so they did. They gained a lot of friends (on Myspace) and then played some gigs locally. They were mega chuffed when they realised they actually had fans! OMG, like 4 of them. Four fucking scene kids. It's just so ironic that they happened to be 4 years old and weighed 444kg, SEXY! Anyway, it was this that made them decide that they were on the path to ultimate stardom! So, they spiked up their shit hair, put their gay face on, banged a few kiddie groupies and finally busted out a few tunes-which were shit. In the Summer of 2010, the lead vocalist, Shaun Diviney, tradgically (not) died. It seems as though he busted out too many shitty tunes, which busted his balls and he grew a vagina. Cause of death: homoness.

*popping sound*
"Omg, what is that sound? It sounds like someones growing a vagina!"
"Shaun Diviney's growing a vagina..."
"Really? I thought she already had one."
"RIP Short Stack."
"Really Incredibly Pathetic."

Oyeeeeah! ^,^

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slut shorts

Those skanky shorts that girls (sometimes guys) that are considered "short shorts".

1: Look at her! Dang she is nice!
2: Awesome slut shorts on her to.
1: They even say "Juicy"!

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short stroking

Stroking a small penis.

Dane was humiliated after he was caught short stroking in public.

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short sleeve

what someone says when they dont want to give something to someone.

person 1: yo can i have some food?

person2: short sleeve.

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short on numbers

Not enough money--inadequate cash.

I'm not going to be able to go--I'm a little short on numbers.

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Dookie Shorts

Similar in fashion to "Booty Shorts", only shorter.

"Dang, girl! Doze shorts so short I can see the dookie in yo butts."

"DAD, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear your Dookie Shorts when I have friends over!?"

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short zone

The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.

Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6’. She short zoned me before I talked to her.”

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