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When a guy cums so hard in a girl he kills her.
what's the cause of death coroner?
coroner: tank shot
An Australian/New Zealand slang to congratulate someone on doing a good job or contributing something positive to those around them. Commonly used by individuals with roots in the Pacific Islands who have a real chilled out and laidback culture.
Example1:
Man 1: I went to Star Casino the other night and cleared $4000 on roulette.
Man 2: Ohh shot dox!
Example 2:
Rugby forward: *pulls off a massive hit in rugby*
Team mate: OHHH SHOT DOX!
When you make a cup using your ball sack skin and a person drinks an alcoholic shot from the ball sack cup.
That stag do was insane, we invented the scrotal shot.
When someone is in a fight and takes a swing that hits on an unaware opponent after time is called.
Terry decided that he had enough of Mitchell, so he landed a blood shot.
When you're out hunting and you see your quarry, then u shoot at it and miss and even when you know it's well out of range you keep shooting at it. The shots you take after it's out of range are frustration shots.
Hunter 1: Hey how many birds you get?
Hunter 2: Just one.
Hunter 1: You fired off half a box of shells!!
Hunter 2: True but they were mostly frustration shots.
A camera angle in a porn scene, where its viewed under the male and female having intercourse while standing up, it shows the balls and the penis thrusting into the vagina and at a few minutes the males asscrack and asshole fills up the video.
Greg: Dude, i just masturbated and the rail shot showed and i came.
Paul: Yeah its disgusting
Comically disdainful response to a post announcing something already well known.
Post: New Attack on Titan season coming soon!
Response: In other breaking news, Lincoln Shot