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Dick Simoned

When nick simone is having sex with your girl

My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned

by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023


Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.

Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020


simon millberg

A big Swedish doofus

Simon Millberg is a doofus

by Minecraft mom October 28, 2017


St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022


simone beard

the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive

OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****

by Im the creator January 14, 2018


kayne simon

Kayne Simon is a person that’s plays video games and is kind and beautiful will always help One another and will give them there last piece of gum no questions ask. This person is an indoor but will do anything with you at any time. This person is charming to all lady’s almost every girl falls for him this person is stunning.

Charming Kayne Simon YEET gaming

by Harry mind June 2, 2019


Olivia Simon

a cold-hearted bitch. tends to cheat on her boyfriends and fucks her best friends boyfriend's behind their back. a major cuck. pathological liar who only does what she wants. gives zero fucks about anybody else in her life.

"Oof that girl reminds me of Olivia Simon"

by truthbtoldbeach October 23, 2018