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Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.
Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.
The spirit of a Panda who is sleepy all the time, who occasionally enters people's bodies causing them to sleep like a sleepy panda for many
"Hey Jim, looks like the Sleep Panda inhabited JoAnne last night... She's been sleeping for hours"
The grease feeling on your face when you wake up
Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.
The results of leaving your make up on all night. It typically causes the mascara to come off weirdly in the morning and can feel like gluing one's eyes shut.
Girl One: "Awww! After that party last night, I passed out without taking my make up off."
Girl Two: "Oh, don't tell me you have sleep sand?"
Girl One: "Ugh. Yeah I do. It's going to take 20 minutes just to remove it."
The people that stay up all night working, and make fun of the fact that they do.
I had to pull an all nighter to finish my homework. #No Sleep Gang lmao
when spoken by someone, this phrase immediately causes their victims to lose consciousness and fall into a deep hypnotic slumber. Works best when spoken while caressing the victims face.
Mike: Hey Joe, Listen to this!
Joe: What?
Mike: *SLEEP COLLAPSE* (while touching Joe's face)
Joe: *collapses on ground snoring*
Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”