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A highly unique dating situation. It involves a man showing a woman a fantastic night out on the town and bringing her back to his place where he proceeds to go down on her. After a time, the man reaches for a condom but is met with an exasperated question from the woman as to why he still uses condoms. Armed with the knowledge that this woman obviously doesn't use condoms and is very likely loaded with STDs, the man resumes eating her out. Once the woman climaxes, she gets dressed and leaves.
Kevin: "Hey Joe - any word on how Dave's date went last night? I know he was really looking forward to it."
Joe: "Not good Kev. Not good. The dude played all his cards right, like a true pro, but the girl still played him like a fiddle. It ended up just being another Katz Special."
Kevin: "Damn man that's awful. He'll bounce back though. Guy's a champ."
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The act of shaming your male partners genital size whilst smacking their face with a dead Chameleon, proceeding to masturbate to them weeping as they begin regretting every life decision that led to this event.
Girl 1: “I heard you gave him a Chameleon Special…”
Girl 2: “Yeah, now he’s in a mental institution.”
A term typically used in Xbox group chats when someone really wants a blowjob
“Awww I’d really love a blowjob right now”
“do you mean a Gustaf special?”
The act of sticking your middle finger up someone’s ass.
“Yo shut up before I give you the Kadashi Special”!
A Wolfsville Special, but at least one participant has one or more STDs.
Thought I was getting a Wolfsville Special a few weeks ago but it turns out it was a Wolfsburg Special- now I’m burning and itching like my cousin after he got that discount hooker!
A Taco Bell special that contains six tacos and a baja blast. Known to be a favorite combo meal among obese individuals.
Customer: Hey, can I get the Schov Special?
Worker: Six tacos and a baja blast coming right up.
A joint in which the weed has been mixed with semen and then smoked.
That pothead chick I’ve been seeing may not be a 10 or anything but she loves it when I roll her a pandemic special