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finger sports

Games which formally meet criteria for competitive match / tournament play, in which the finger(s) predominates during play and are solely responsible for completing the games challenges and /or obstacles. The winner is generally identified by having the highest score.

Hey, Jill, wanna go to the movies tonite?

Nah- I’ll b home playing finger sports on my phone.

by Evenstar570 November 11, 2022


Sports

the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion

Sports are how you were born.

by IDONTHAVEANAMEANYMORE June 12, 2017


Sports

Sports: noun, the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion

Did you watch that sports game last night it was the best.

by IDONTHAVEANAMEANYMORE June 12, 2017


Sport

A sport is a Competition based Competition with Competionion things. It doesn´t REQUIRE physical skills. It is an (competitive) athletic activity requiring skill OR physical Expertise. Which means it does NOT require physical skills.

(I only wrote this to say I found ACTUAL evidence of A definition without hysicla Activity. TAKE THAT LANGUAGE ARTS!!!)

Smort Boi: E-sports are ACTUAL SPORTS!!!

NoobBoi: NO THEY NOT!!! tHEY no HAve pHiSyChIcAl SkIlZ!!!

Smort Boi: You No need pHiSyChIcAl SkIlz

NoobBoi: Oh rly???

Smort Booi: Ye

NoobBoi: :o waow so Coolio

Smort Boi: Ye

IdotBOI: Chess aint a sport doe...

NoobBoui: :o

Smort Boi: YE IT IS!!!

IdotBOI: Nu Neither es el ~Debate~

Smort Boi: You little Meanie Muffin-

by Skeppyyy January 11, 2021


sport

Sport is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment

I watched that sporting activity the other day

by thatidnide January 26, 2018


Sports

Unscrupulous behaviour that usually results in promiscuity, alcoholism and general fuckery

What's the move? Let's play sports!

by Overrroddderr September 24, 2021


Sports

People didn't come up with sports as a way to battle for superiority or break records, and not everybody that has ever played or been involved in sports has done it for that reason, or has to get used to or accept people doing it for that reason. Sports are called a pastime because they are a way to enjoy passing time, nothing more, nothing less. They really are stupid fucking games, and don't indicate a whole lot about who somebody really is while not playing sports. For examle, somebody having talent at a sport isn't the same thing as somebody doing something heroic in real life. Somebody failing at a sport doesn't indicate that they are cowardly in every situation in their life. Every team that has won championships and titles has lost or not gone to the playoffs more than they've won titles when their entire team history is examined/looked at, even the teams/players that won the most or hold the most records. Holding nothing sacred but winning is silliness, not seriousness.

The kinds of people that try to get people to take sports seriously are the same kinds of people that try to get people to take the coronavirus/vaccinations/masks, or anything else they use to scare people with, seriously. People already take all the wrong things seriously and get mad about all the wrong things, which is why you have people getting shot after an NBA Finals celebration. There are things in life to get mad about certainly, but no matter who wants to get you mad about them, sports are games.

by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021