A term to describe a retired vagina
Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration
When your girlfriend / boyfriend is asleep and you force feed them squid but shove it down into there lungs instead of there stomach
Did you hear last week Jason force fed his girlfriend guusje squid when she was asleep she died of squid in lungs
the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.
I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!
Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face
Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"
Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid
The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
Another name for a person's tattoos.
"Check out the squid marks on that guy! That is some serious ink!"